Why did I start this blog?

Because I wanted a place to rant about my sorry excuse of a life and see how bad my bloody jokes can get without pissing off anybody. A pure coincidence when I was typing my first post was that I was in absolutely no talking mood to the master of the house and my mind was filled with petty rage for good reasons.

Another main reason for this pathetic blog is I would like to have a platform for myself to provide links for the amusing stuff on the network of tubes called the interweb I read whilst I’m supposed to be generating value at work. Hopefully I’ll be able kiss ass with the providers of these content and build net-tacts with them as we build contacts in real life over time. Come to think of it the term kissing ass has been so over used, I think I would like to go one step further and refer to this action of being nice to curry favor as licking taint. (Go urban dictionary taint if you don’t’ know what it is)

Before continuing in my mindless rambles I would like to attempt to lick my first taint by saying I am a HUGE HUGE Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert fan, and that my ultimate mantasy mandate (mantasy is quoting one of Colbert’s 'The Word' segments) is to have a weeklong coffee-threesome with both of them. A coffee-threesome should it exist in the lexicon being used out there, I imagine would involve three people but involves exchange of coffee instead of bodily fluids.

As much as how gay the above sounds I will hereby change tangent and express how ridiculously unjust I feel about how the American Political Right is by denying the gays their basic rights of getting married and making it a political issue. In this so called land of the free and in such modern times such a denial of basic rights of civil union is a travesty.

Over here in Asia the stance on gays is much worse than Western democracies. I think if I said to my mother "I like men, I'm gay!" in high school I probably would have given her a heart attack on the spot. With the lack of an open gay community here, the stress on America to take the lead in legalizing same sex marriage is profound. The gay haters clearly need to think of the wonderful implications should folks who have a preference to be intimate with another of their same anatomy be able to come out into the open. Those like myself will have less competition for the opposite sex and there would be the fun challenges in trying to convert lesbians that I fancy. With the world economy in a dump the previously non existent gay market here in Asia will also do wonders to stimulate our sagging world economy as it has in places like Chicago or Shinjuku-2-Chome.

For a married man I do concede that once gays are more out in the open there will be temptations for myself and those bi-curious. Regardless I am relatively happy married and am totally adverse to the thought of having foreign protruding objects apart from toilet tissue coming in contact with my behind. In consideration of this I am confident with a 90% confidence interval that I won’t turn into a flaming bisexual when gay marriage is eventually permitted.

Anyway, I will be heading off to work now. To those in Asia have a fantastic and productive Tuesday and to those in the non Asian regions I hope your Monday was great and get a good rest for Tuesday